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Retirement Funny Survival Kit | Words of Wisdom

Retirement Funny Survival Kit | Words of Wisdom

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Surprise a retiring friend or colleague with this humorous retirement survival kit that celebrates their accomplishments and future plans. 

From the professional Sleep Mask with earplugs to the Poop emoji lollipop, this gag gift will give everyone at the party a chance to share some laughter.

After the party, she will get a kick out of re-reading the laminated instruction card or refilling her keepsake muslin bag with the little necessitates she may need in her new journey.

We hope they will enjoy this fun retirement gift as much as we did making it.


What's Included:

    • Party Blower

    • Poop Emoji

    • 100 Grand Candy Bar

    • Business Cards

    • Permanent Marker

    • Toothpick

    • Batteries

    • Playing Cards

    • Tootsie Rolls

    • Sleep Mask and Ear Plugs

    • Mints

    • Keepsake Muslin Bag

    • Personalized Gift Card Option

This comical retirement gift for women shows your thoughtfulness and sense of humor.


Laminated instruction card explains the significance of each item

Wish her a Happy Retire”Mint” with this hilarious survival kit

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