Retirement Funny Survival Kit | Words of Wisdom

Surprise a retiring friend or colleague with this humorous retirement survival kit that celebrates their accomplishments and future plans.

From the professional Sleep Mask with earplugs to the Poop emoji lollipop, this gag gift will give everyone at the party a chance to share some laughter.

After the party, they will get a kick out of re-reading the laminated instruction card or refilling the keepsake muslin bag with the little necessitates they may need in their new journey.

We hope they will enjoy this fun retirement gift as much as we did making it.

What's Included:
Party Blower
Poop Emoji
100 Grand Candy Bar
Business Cards
Permanent Marker
Toothpick
Batteries
Playing Cards
Tootsie Rolls
Sleep Mask and Ear Plugs
Mints
Keepsake Muslin Bag

Personalized Gift Card Option

This comical retirement gift shows your thoughtfulness and sense of humor.

Laminated instruction card explains the significance of each item

Wish them a Happy Retire”Mint” with this hilarious survival kit